If candidates fulfill their promises in Uzhgorod and Transcarpathia... - from KluniDzhordzhaKluni (Humor)

21 October 2015 17:05  611108529 0109604
If candidates fulfill their promises in Uzhgorod and Transcarpathia... - from KluniDzhordzhaKluni (Humor)

Transcarpathian Internet keep enterntaining us, tired of campaign promises, with their humor.

This time the targets of their jokes are candidates for Uzhgorod city council and for the mayor. Here is what will happen if they keep their pre-election promises - according to KluniDzhordzhaKluni:

"People always criticize all candidates and mayors, but we are sure that they do not deserve it. They all will definitely keep their pre-election promises and then in Transcarpathia, there will be...

December 1. Uzhgorod city bus. Passengers are outraged about the poor quality of food in urban transport.

A pensioner Magda opened the windows in winter, because it's to hot in the appartment.

A bus driver was fired for buggy Wi-Fi.

Slovaks now come to Uzhgorod just to enjoy perfect roads.

Bike route "Kyiv-Chop" is recognized as the longest in Europe.

Gypsies steal manhole covers from scrap metal collection points and put them back where they should be.

Now the only person who can carve up Uzhgorod is Valentin Shtefanyo, who carves up his cake.

The most beautiful parts of Switzerland are called "Swiss Transcarpathia".

Slovaks began to buy cars with Ukrainian license plates to be able to come to Transcarpathia at least once in 5 days.

You can have a child enrolled in a kindergarten by just checking-in there.

Cheese exports to the EU doubled.

EU asks Uzhgorod to allocate funds for the restoration of Kosice school №3. 

Sakuras now bloom from April to November.

In Prague pubs, there are long queues for Mukachevo beer.

Victor Shchadey made it to the Forbes rating after refusing to run for the mayor of New York. 

Communists seek in the Parliament the chance for reburial of Lenin on the Calvary.

Transcarpathia signed a lucrative contract for the supply of bananas with the ambassador in Honduras Tymoshenko.

Gerard Depardieu settled in Serednye and and holds local wine tasting.

Ivan Voloshin privatized Coliseum and promised to restore it as soon as possible.

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